Saturday, July 25, 2009

Political hungama!

There is a lot of nautanki going on in Indian politics....A new drama is unfolding every time you tune into some news channel....

First we had our honorary BJP leader LK Advani accusing our PM, Manmohan Singh of being a "Madame" ka ghulaam....That he runs to "Madame" Sonia Gandhi for every small decision....

We had Manmohan Singh reciprocating the love saying that all that happened during Advani's reign was some riot....

Advani fumes and challenges Sonia Gandhi to a live TV debate to which Sonia Gandhia "politely" refuses..Manmohan Singh is challenged next and he refuses too!

Advani fumes some more and mocks at the Congress saying that they were a "weak" party and lacked the guts for a live discussion ( why do i feel that if there really is a debate, nobody will be heard because everybody will be yelling at the top of their voice at the same time!)

Elsewhere we have our "maanneeya BJP netha" Varun Gandhi giving anti-muslim speeches which seems to have caught the media's attention big time! In a second he is everywhere on the TV (the new poster boy! ) and his speech is aired a zillion times so much that I now know the speech word to word...Congress jumps onto the bandwagon and accuses BJP some more..Varun Gandhi is arrested and his supporters create a big hungaama and there is a mini riot..Police fires at the crowd...there is some bloodshed..there are 3-4 FIRs against Varun Gandhi, one being that of attempted murder! ( Murder!!?? where did that come from?Is he really being framed?Poor chap was just starting off his fledgling political career!)

Maneka Gandhi makes an appearance saying that her son is being lynched and this is a big Congress conspiracy...She says that people from the other religion were responsible for the riot and Varun is being outrightly framed..(Hmmm...kahaani me twist...)

Like father, like son, some smart alec's are quipping on the news channel....Priyanka Gandhi says she is disappointed with Varun...( there definitely is no khaandhaani pyaar there...)

So between all this Congress Vs BJP war, you wonder kab iss jhagde ka "The End" hoga and kab we all will live happily ever after..!!!! You really dont need to watch the daily rone dhone waale soaps any more! just tune into a news channel, grab some popcorns & well, "Lights, Camera, action"!!!!!!

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